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This was forwarded to me, I didn't write it BUT I thought it was interesting.
Not sure of the accuracy but...
Think for yourself,
don't let the liberal media brain wash you, your family or your friends...

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(1) Fine:       This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:       If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.   Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:       This is the calm before the storm.   This means something, and you should be on your toes.   Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

(4) Go Ahead:       This is a dare, not permission.   Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:       This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.   A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about 'nothing'   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.)

(6) That's Okay:       This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.   "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:       A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.   Just say you're welcome.   (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.   DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.   that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:       Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:       Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.   This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



In God We Trust....
and GOD Bless Americans,