Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election
that was too close to call. Neither the Republican
presidential candidate nor the Democratic
presidential candidate had enough votes to win the
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an
ice fishing contest between the two candidates to
determine the final winner.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court
challenges, etc.,but a week-long ice fishing
competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things.
The candidate who catches the most fish at the end
of the week wins.
After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was
decided that the contest would take place on a cold,
remote lake in Chagouya Falls, Ohio. There were to be
no observers present, and both men were to be sent
out separately on this remote lake and return daily
with their Catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, Bush returns to the
starting line with 10 fish. Soon, Kerry returns and
has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having
a bad hair day or something and, hopefully, he will
catch up the next day.
At the end of the second day GW comes in with 20
fish and Kerry comes in again with none. That
evening, Kerry's campaign manager gets together
secretly with Kerry and says, "I think GW is a
lowlife cheating son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out
tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just
spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."
The next night (after Bush comes back with 50
fish), the campaign manager says to Kerry, "Well,
what about it, is Bush cheating'?" "He sure is,
"Kerry replied. "He's cutting holes in the ice."
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